The Dixieland Delight Empire of The Rouge Christmas State is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.173 billion Rogue Christians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xavier Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rouge Christmas Statean economy, worth a remarkable 8,925 trillion Royal Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,424 Royal Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Rouge Christmas Statean cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence, many friends and relatives of King Alexander have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Rouge Christmas State's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Rouge Christmas State is ranked 286,165^th in the world and 131^st in Right to Life for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -31.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.